Tag Archives: language

Back in Time

This one is for all my bros in Jersey and New York.


Article 2 Section 1

I’m no Constitutional scholar, but I am a pretty decent proofreader.


No Offense

One of the best things about having kids is being able to capitalize on their mistakes.

no-offense


Crowded Firehouse

Thinking about the “Innocence of Muslims,” the YouTube video that may have sparked the violence in Libya, I can’t help feel conflicted about free speech and religious freedoms we have here (including the freedom to not have religion). Free speech is great but it must also be responsible. This was discussed in Schenck vs. the United States.

But enough about that. Here’s a silly cartoon from 2004.


Tears of Users

I’m still going to try to help people based on their tear qualities.

 


A Wild Hair

 

For the record, this is not an expression I use. But it’s close.


Breadbox

Has anyone under 70 actually used a breadbox?


Entendres

I’d keep going but it would surely blow your mind.


Painter vs. Carpenter


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